7 hours ago 310,330 notesvia © source
 

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

7 hours ago 337,179 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -basically
 

7 hours ago 83,437 notesvia © source
 

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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7 hours ago 62,442 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -YETSB YLYVSNS ME ME
 

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

7 hours ago 394,715 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -they follow me I'm so
 

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

7 hours ago 649,336 notesvia © source
 


Shower

Becky G


10 hours ago 3,229 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -music
 

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
10 hours ago 32,542 notesvia © source
 

andthatlittleblackdress:

WOW
I USED TO HATE TELLING PEOPLE I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT
NOW I SAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN DARE
I SAY IT LIKE YOU WOULD SAY “I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD I WISH A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING WOULD SAY SOME SHIT RN I REALLY HOPE SO I FUCKIN HOPE SOMEONE SPEAKS THE FUCK UP SO I CAN SINGLEHANDEDLY BRING DOWN WHATEVER FUCKIN ARGUMENT THEY CAN AMOUNT AGAINST TAYLOR SWIFT WHILE WATCHING THE LIGHT GO OUT OF THEIR FUCKIN EYES AS EVERY THING THEY THOUGHT THEY KNEW ABOUT THE WORLD CRUMBLES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM BECAUSE I’VE HEARD IT ALL OH WHAT’S THAT OYU’RE SAYING TAYLOR SWIFT WRITES TOO MANY SONGS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS OH THAT’S CUTE THAT’S REALLY CUTE YOU PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS WHEN SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT A LITTLE KID WHO DIED OF CANCER THAT WAS JUST ANOTHER SONG ABOUT AN EX BOYFRIEND HUH OR WHAT ABOUT THE TIME SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT A FRIEND WITH BULIMIA OR THE TIME SHE WROTE ABOUT WHEN SHE WAS BULLIED OR WHEN SHE WROTE ABOUT LOSING HER BEST FRIEND OR WHEN SHE WROTE A SONG FOR HER FANS OR WHAT ABOUT THAT SONG SHE WROTE FOR HER FUCKIN MOTHER AND FAMILY HMMM????/ WHTA ABOUT THAT???????/ OOOHOHO WAIT WHAT DID U JUST FUCKIN SAY YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT “TAYLOR SWIFT SHOULD WRITE A SONG CALLED MAYBE I’M THE PROBLEM” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS FUCKIN HOPING YOU’D SAY THAT OKAY GAME FUCKIN ON LET’S DO THIS NOT ONLY HAS TAYLOR WRITTEN THAT SONG SHE’S WRITTEN THAT SONG 8304234290 TIMES AHEM DEAR JOHN BACK TO DECEMBER I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHITE HORSE SHOULD I GO ON??????? YOU PIECE OF LITERAL GARBAGE???????????? EVER HEARD THIS “MAYBE IT’S ME AND MY BLIND OPTIMISM TO BLAME” WHOA…….WOOOWHWOA…….IT’S ALMOST LIKE…..SHE’S ACTUALLY SAYING……”MAYBE I WAS THE PROBLEM”……..WOW……………….OR HOW ABOUT “THE BLAME IS ON ME” WHA TTHE FUCK????? TAYLOR SWIFT SAID THAT??????? MIND = BLOWN. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ASSHOLES. YOUR MOTHER MUST BE SO PROUD OF HER SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER FUCKIN WHITE BOY SON WHO WEARS SOCKS WITH SANDALS AND MAKES FUN OF WOMEN WHO WRITE ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT’S WHITE BOYS WHO MAKE THAT “MAYBE I’M THE PROBLEM” JOKE THE MOST THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN IT’S A WHITE BOY JOKE GOD I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD”
THAT’S HOW THE FUCK I SAY IT

1 day ago 931 notesvia
 

And you might think I’m  b u l l e t p r o o f  but I’m not.

1 day ago 220 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -this is me
 

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1 day ago 8,088 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -i love these
 

2 days ago 32,163 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -hs
 

universalswift:

ALBUM FIVE IS THREE MONTHS AWAY

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BUT WE WE STILL KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT

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2 days ago 267 notesvia © source
tagged with:  -MEEEEEEEEEEE
 

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

2 days ago 223,987 notesvia © source
 

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

2 days ago 285,123 notesvia © source